conservative christian, right-wing republican
straight, white, american males
gay-bashing, black-fearing, whore-fighting, tree-killing,
regional-leaders of sales
frat-housing, keg-tapping, shirt-tucking, back-slapping,
haters-of-hippies like me
tree-hugging, peace-loving, pot-smoking, porn-watching,
lazy-ass hippies like me

tree-hugging, love-making, pro-choice, and gay-wedding,
widespread-digging hippies like me
skin-color-blinded, conspiracy-minded,
protestors of corporate greed
we who have nothing and most likely will
'til we all end up locked-up in jails
by conservative christian, right-wing republican straight, white, american males

diamonds & dogs, boys & girls,
living together in two separate worlds
following leaders of mountains of shame
looking for someone to blame...

(i know who i like to blame...)

conservative christian, right-wing republican, straight, white, american males
soul-saving, flag-waving, Rush-loving, land-paving,
personal friends to the Quayle
quite diligently working so hard to keep
the free reigns of this democracy
from tree-hugging, peace-loving, pot-smoking, bare-footing,
folk-singing hippies like me
tree-hugging, peace-loving, pot-smoking, porn-watching, lazy-ass hippies like me